HOLY HUMOUR
Surprise
Mary was surprised to receive $10 from her uncle for her birthday. The uncle asked how she was going to spend it.
Mary said, “I’m taking it to Sunday School to put in the offering. God’s gonna be just as surprised as I was at not getting a dollar like usual!”
Sunday Quote.
All generalizations are false, including this one. – Mark Twain
Religious Light Bulb Joke
Q: How many members of the church of Christ does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 5. One to change the bulb, 4 to serve refreshments.
SUNDAY JOKE
The Stud
Two priests die at the same time and meet Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, “I’d like to get you guys in now, but our computer is down. You’ll have to go back to Earth for about a week, but you can’t go back as priests. So what else would you like to be?”
The first priest says, “I’ve always wanted to be an eagle, soaring above the Rocky Mountains.”
“So be it,” says St. Peter, and off flies the first priest.
The second priest asks, “Will any of this week ‘count’, St. Peter?”
“No,” he says. “I told you the computer’s down. There’s no way we can keep track of what you’re doing.”
“In that case. I’ve always wanted to be a stud.”
“So be it,” says St. Peter, and the second priest disappears.
When the computer is running again, God asks St. Peter to recall the two priests. “Will you have any trouble locating them?”
“The first one should be easy,” says St. Peter. “He’s somewhere over the Rockies, flying with the eagles. But the second one could prove to be more difficult” He’s on a snow tire, somewhere in North Dakota.”
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